It may have been last week when a co-worker and I decided to put our names in Urban Dictionary to see what comes up. This activity timesuck came on the heels of a Very Serious Letter from the in-house legal counsel about some recent computer use of the dirty monkey-variety that some staff have been engaging in while at work. Heh.
Which begs the question: why are you looking at porn at work? Really? The porn? Is it that bad at home, buddy?
Anyway, back to Urban Dictionary. Mine came up as:
The most awesome tiger ever! She's a beast, a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets. Cute white chick that tries to act black even though she lives in the richest white-est town in northern cali. Amazing gymnast! Funny, caring and beautiful. Very talkative!
I'm not sure I feel comfortable confirming that "freak" allegation nor do I live in Cali.
But I do like to talk and am okay with being considered an awesome tiger.
What does Urban Dictionary have to say about you?
6 comments:
This was the first entry (I don't agree with the clumsy part at all):
An amazingly happy, yet clumsy person, who is so nice and is always helpful to cheer up everyone else.
This was a few entries down. (Hot? Not! But I love dancing, singing in my car and love animals. Fairy-like qualities?! What?):
hottest girl alive. guys, you know you want her. the most beautiful, and a lovely dancer. she can act, she can sing, she is perfect all around, inside and out, but she is very down to earth and can brighten up anyones day. she is also, quite a prankster and can do many bad things without getting caught. she is amazing. bridget is very charmig and can get you do do what ever she wants through her charm
has fairy-like qualities and is really good with animals. one of a kind.
What you talkin' bout' Willis?
A sexy female who if you are not currently dating you should get with. Samanthas are women of beauty and booty and usually a gorgeous blonde. They are all you wish you had and the best choice for a girl friend. (unless you know a samantha who is a man)
If you date or dated these gorgeous Samantha's you have all you'll ever need or you are mental and let the best thing you had go, without realizing it.
Samantha's are the best in bed even if they appear they aren't. Get to know your Samantha because studies show many grow up to be nude models just out of the blue.
boy 1: i cant believe i let samantha go
boy 2: yea dude you're such an idiot. do u not know how awesome she REALLY is? you didnt even give her a shot
boy 1: im an idiot.
Heh. I'll leave what is true and what is not to your imagination :-)
Flirtatious and Having astounding sex appeal by nature. Attention whore. Gregarious and very social.
Hmmm.
to take, hold, or steal your heart. a person who is a soulmate. a good lover. BUT ALSO: a girl who is secretly a slut, but maintains a clean image.
true dat
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