Wednesday, May 11

No Larry King

I debated over sharing this since it's not about my child and I know not everyone and their brother is keen on sharing their child's whatnot with the interwebs...but.  But this is biznass is funny and I've used the requisite initials.

Anyway, Ezra's classroom gives us a monthly newsletter reminding parents to bring weather appropriate gear, field trips they're going on based on the new month's theme, new friends or friends that have transitioned to another classroom, etc.

There is also a "Child of the Month" and a short interview is conducted with said child.  The short interview is as awesome as can be given that the kids are between two and a half and three and a half years old and, well, they're wild cards.

This month's child is a total fireball named, J, who Ezra has known since he was 4 months old.  J is blonde and tiny and everything and all things Boy.  Crewcuts and Spiderman and sports and running and karate chops--J is IT.  He's awesome.


The Interview

J, you're child of the month, how does that make you feel?

-"I feel happy!"

What is your favorite thing to play at school?

-"SWORDS!"

Are you supposed to play swords at school?

-"NO!"

What is your favorite thing to eat?

-"Chocolate milk and FOOTBALL!!!!!  I like to eat football!!!!"

Is there anything you would like to tell your friends?

-"Hey, friends! I eat FOOOTBALL!!!"



And there you have it what an interview looks like with an almost three year old.  BWAHAHAHA!

5 comments:

Jess said...

This was awesome. I'm still laughing.

I love your blog. You seem to have the same offbeat sense of humor I do.

Erica said...

Oh my, hilarious. 3 year old interviews are the best.

samantha said...

I LIKE BIKES!

Cupcake Mama said...

Hey friends, I eat SUGAR non stop!

~she~ said...

Ha ha! I like to interview my 2-year-old sometimes. I should compile some of them and blog about it.