Two Adults, Two Brown Babies: Negatory, says the sloth

LIKES: magazines, bacon, dips, my husband, swimming pools, wasting time at work, a good mascara, when my children belly laugh, America's Funniest Home Videos (don't judge me), any and all melted cheeses. DISLIKES: runny noses, running late, pet hair on my clothes, chipped nail polish, riddles, touching raw meat, people who fail to laugh at jokes, movies about war. ON THE FENCE: teenagers, eyeshadow, long hair on me, how hard I should laugh when someone falls, Diet Dr. Pepper, turkey burgers.

Friday, November 29

Negatory, says the sloth

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